you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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