guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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