The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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