I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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