none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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