We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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