why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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