Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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