gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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