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say what?
wanna hang out?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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