Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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