Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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