just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
