No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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