Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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