do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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