I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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