Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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