just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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