at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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