When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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