Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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