oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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