Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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