When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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