We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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