Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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