the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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