Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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