You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I have post one night stand depression
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