Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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