i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
