Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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