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(281): View more from Texas

My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally

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(703): View more from Virginia

We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.

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(661): View more from California

He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.

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(210): View more from Texas

no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.

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(425): View more from Washington

Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?

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(214): View more from Texas

Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.

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(316): View more from Kansas

She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58

(702): View more from Nevada

EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?

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