Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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