Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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