So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
