It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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