What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The beer is more important than you right now.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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