is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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