your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Actions speak louder than pants.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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