if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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