I wish I could punch you in the face.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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