i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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