People with herpes should wear stickers.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
