Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize
