Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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