I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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