You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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