She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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