Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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