it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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