i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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