You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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