STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Four minutes until I can fart!
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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